it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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