Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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