Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
