One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
This is my gift to your gina
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Randomize
