Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
