But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
