Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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