you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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