She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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