I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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