He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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