You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Someone signed my nipple.
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