doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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