I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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