You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
if only i could text you this smell
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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