I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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