i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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