my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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