A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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