i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
He better not be in your backpack
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Randomize
