She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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