That's intense
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Randomize
