You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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