We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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