brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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