He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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