I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
