You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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