I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
A+ Viking dick
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