i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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