yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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