he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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