For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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