I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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