David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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