That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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