You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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