Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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