i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Randomize
