first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
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