just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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