Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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