remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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