im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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