Sponge bath it is.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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