some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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