marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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