Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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