just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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