Responsibility does not care about your dick.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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