i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize
