So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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