so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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